Hello, welcome to Pond Radio Entertainment, home of the lady who can’t stop cursing, the Swiss Knights of Cheese, ugly babies, bitter young yodelers, Dave Chappelle's self-abuse issue, bimbos caught in radio commercial hell, a lady with junk in her trunk, bored tongues, a sex maniac who can’t stop playing Parcheesi, the Sandwich-of-the-Month Club, stressed out Santa’s reindeers, aliens who think they’re the only living beings in the universe and a Lothario with spinach caught between his teeth. Enjoy.